LUCKY NUISANCE
PLEASANTLY RUDE.

THE STATEMENTS / COLLECTION 001

NO DICK IS AS HARD AS LIFE.

Oversized T-shirts

€45

Illustrative price · Prototype product

COLOUR — BLACK
SIZE

Demo bag. No payment. No order placed.

THE STATEMENT

NO DICK IS AS HARD AS LIFE.
A little self-awareness. A lot to say.

PRODUCT & FIT

This is a design study for the oversized t-shirts collection. Final fabric, measurements and print placement will be confirmed after sampling. The design view reflects the selected colour and statement.

DELIVERY & RETURNS

This collection is a prototype and cannot be purchased. Delivery and return information will be available when the collection launches.

An older skateboarder in motion through a sunlit concrete bowl.
CAMPAIGN 001 / HUMAN. UNFORTUNATELY.

IT’S NOT
THE T-SHIRT.
IT’S YOU.

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